I rip the piss out of other people's cars, it's only right I should show my own...

Volvo V70 T5, plod spec.

How often have you heard the words 'fun' and 'Volvo' in the same sentence? Never. Well someone could have said "It was fun to set that Volvo on fire" I suppose.

I bought this Volvo T5 a while ago for humping shit around. It's an ex-traffic plod car and boy does it go! With 300 BHP, 6 gears and brake discs like dinner plates this is definitely a high performance machine that will make you smile.

100,000 pigs can't be wrong....

I've had this Scooby for a while now. A nice example of an 04 STI with low mileage and unmolested engine. I added the rally decals so I could drive around looking a complete bellend, but what the hell? It's a good motor even if it does look like some of the Shitboxes on my other page! My wife wants me to sell it so I try not to bring it up in conversation at the moment, it's like 'don't mention the war'.

Audi S5.