| GTA 4.
I hope there's a branch of Quik-Fit in Liberty
City.
Excellent game. Some dodgy AI but an amazing
achievement. |
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| There's your problem! |
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| Halo 3 (online multiplayer).
I don't like the look of these two. Methinks me in for
an ass kickin'. |
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| Er, um,.... nice doggy? |
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| "Can you please point that away from my
arse, Master Chief" |
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| The beautiful Art-Deco surroundings of
Bioshock. A great looking game but it makes me feel like barfing. Bucket on
stand-by then. Pass me the industrial-strength sea sickness pills please. |
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| "Help Sir! my leg appears to have melted
into the ground!" It's bad enough having the entire German army shooting at
you without your limbs mysteriously disappearing into the scenery, still
this is a great game. This is
Call of Duty 2. Yes I know they're up to about 17 now but I'm a bit slow.
This is actually great, with brilliant graphics, atmospheric sound and
engaging game-play. Particularly good if you enjoy shooting German people. |
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| DIRT. Excellent driving game
that speaks for itself. Yes I know I've
stopped. I'm in those virtual bushes having a virtual dump. |
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| The games & DVD room.
XBox360,Xbox1,PS2,Camecube,Dreamcast. Picture: 1080 HDTV Projector, Sound:
JBL Dolby 5:1. Shown with screen up.
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Best Messy Screenshots. |
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| "Have you got the wrench?"
"No, it's just these trousers are a bit tight"
Bioshock. Hmm, I appear to have killed a Victorian
school mistress with a pair of fourteen inch Plumber's Stilsons. |
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| What other game lets you walk round a shopping centre
wearing a dress, carrying a severed hand and killing zombies with a guitar/sword/chainsaw/hedge
trimmer/frying pan/sliced loaf/etc/etc/etc? |
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| From Dr B. Half Life 2. Using the gravity gun to shoot
a circular saw blade can get messy. |
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| Half Life again. From DH. |
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| Nice one by my colleague Dr Gibbs.
Quake 3 arena online. |
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| ....and again. |
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| Oops! Sorry mate, my chainsaw slipped. Doom 3.
From
CP. |
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| Some angry git in a suit of armour. Quake 1.
From
M**********r on a 1 to 1 modem game. |
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| The daddy of them all. Doom. Now on Xbox live as a download.
Get Doom-dreams again! |
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Best games ever. The 10/10 games.
Halo 1. Xbox. Simply flawless.
Half-Life 2. P.C. Absolutely brilliant maps,
AI, characters, game-play.....need I go on?
Resident Evil. Gamecube version. A gaming
masterpiece, a work of art in videogame form.
